Kinda a shitshow. Wonder who’s to blame for that??
‘I attempted to buy Toth for over $100’ Tier:
Itachi: AR, George, Toth, Barrel Rider
Literally better than season itachi’s season 20 team. Little did all of you know I’ve been rep sandbagging the past two years just for this moment. The con has been long and grueling, but it will all have been worth it when I’m a PST champ. You think I’m annoying in general now? Just fucking wait
ForTheSwarm: Agile, Choco, Yolk, Clare
I don’t think they have players that will straight up win them games… but the ‘worst’ player on this team is Clare. Which like, holy shit. Btw Clare ain’t fuckin 3800, I can tell you that. They not better than us tho. Maybe if FTS hadn’t griefed…
MOCA: Burrahobbit, Yop, Kden, ALooseMoose
They going high based on pure MMR and Kden sandbag. But I did hear from an inside source that my boy is going mid?? And MOCA playing 4?? That can’t be true right? And also they putting Yop on 3 and Burra on 1? The fuck are yall doing? Get your roles right jfc
‘Got out before the bot fucked everyone over’ Tier:
Simple: Doof, Fallen, TCSlayer, Woh
God I hate to rank a Doof team so highly. But it must be done. Simple picked a strong tri-core. I think TCSlayer is probably better than his MMR. This team will do well.
Mooshack: Nera, Sokaza, Scrub, Bakerboy
Might be overrating Nera, but I think this team is carriable. No real anchors, Scrub/Sokaza can hold their own in the offlane. Big question mark is if Mooshack is capable of not getting dumpstered by the high MMR mids that are currently plaguing PST.
CRAP: BigBoiAnus, Krulani, Sambo, Super Grumbus
CRAP teams with strong tri-cores always do well, and they should probably be higher. But honestly CRAP didn’t even try to bid on me soooo
‘My name is Amane and I nominated Toth 3rd overall’ Tier:
Amane: Treyn, Poonani, Kizu, Krenn
MMR ain’t everything. At least, that’s what this team would have you believe. Got some sandbagged gamers here.
2centz: Jotatoe, Ham_boy, Ping, Mappo
Yeah the issue is Joe’s heroes are gonna get banned in the first phase every game. If they can make that not happen, probably gonna be successful. But if our team couldn’t do it last season, no one can.
Vuvu: DoomCow, Reze, Lava, AwfulWaffle
When is a grief not a grief? Somehow this team looks half-decent lol. Not really sure what their roles are, but they can figure it out. Is AwfulWaffle a smurf or something? He looks a little smurfy.
‘I drafted from an airplane with a child kicking the back of my seat every 3 minutes and now I’m questioning my life choices’ Tier:
Anbokr: Hobo, Lucas, Chraos, Kisses
So this team could be fucking good. But they could also be pretty bad. I’d lean towards good, but if Anbokr is actually washed and there’s a new Path of Exile league coming he might not play DOTA enough? Still tho go look at those winrates. Fuckin terrifying
Mantis: OneDay, Tree, Phoenix, Box
Ok I was laughing at Phx in DM’s cuz I thought his team was by far the worst… but somehow they aren't. I mean having all 3 cores be ‘crusader’ to low ancient prob isn’t ideal, but if anyone can make it work, it’s a Mantis team. Doesn’t really matter tho, because the last time we saw a dysfunctional Tree/Phx team (and yes this team will be dysfunctional) they literally made playoffs. And then just gave up?? Some ppl just have broken mentals smh
Leak: Hanmingzy, Rabisu, Jabinskiz, Tank
Leak, you know this isn’t a Guilty Gear league right? Or BlazBlue or whatever the fuck. Just because someone is good at fucking volcanic vipering doesn’t mean that translates to skill in DOTA. Listen I get that you’re going through a DOTA mid-life crisis (don’t google Leak carry) but just full sending $150 for fucking Jabinskiz ain’t the answer. Also what’s up with the rest of your picks? I thought Rabisu played 3 as well? I sure as shit know Jack(ass) isn’t swapping from 3. Dude don’t make Rabisu support Jab. The guy is gonna spend the whole season out of the Discord again.
‘I didn’t follow DoomCow’s advice’ Tier:
Tokyo: Tzsyu, Miyu, Maniac, Ripley
Ok well they could be alright. I think Tzsyu is super good, but it’s all dependent on how good Tokyo is. Honestly I’m tempted to move them up. Eh, laziness wins again. Maybe Ripley can turn back the clock. Or not having to play with Eli every Sunday will cause him to enjoy DOTA again.
Polo: Velvelvel, Diaspora, Dream, Khillasaurus
Holy. This is a fuckin squad. There’s always one. Sure vel is super good. But they also ate the Khillasaurus bomb. And then the Dream ‘bomb’? Which, I’m not sure how much of a bomb that actually is, pretty sure he’s way better than Ancient 3. Just been a lot of toxicity from what I’ve seen. And this team also Diaspora who’s played very little DOTA recently. Yeah idk maybe Polo/Vel can just backpack
Cerys: Quad_buck, Ellen Pudge, TripleRainbow, Newbycakes
Cerys, what have you done? I mean the bot was pretty sexist, so it’s not all on her. But still. Also they just seem like a worse version of Polo’s team.
Sharingan: ZombiesExpert, Mason, jmcconnell, Dunk
Yeah kinda don’t think they will be all that great? Maybe too low, but it’s hard for me to put them higher. Like idc how much Zombies has climbed I beat him in a solo ranked game two months ago lol
Phattywhale: Linkdx, FC, Smashe, Saltpork
‘Is it too late to sig.. I mean, is it too late to drop out?’ — Linkdx, 5/9/2022. I’m (mostly) joking. But yeahhh I’m not feeling great about this one. Don’t think Phatty/Smashe are bad by any means, but I also don’t think they’ll do enough to help Linkdx win. Would love to be wrong tho.
‘I couldn’t buy a player til halfway through the draft’ Tier:
Ultra: Eli, Yamez, Bibleman, Heelies
Holy shit admins fucked the 7k’s over. Goddamn. Ultra came out of it the best, because he was willing to tank an Eli season. Honestly that duo is pretty solid. The other three players not so much but I could def see them in playoffs. But also ultra straight up capped for a solid month leading up to the draft. Fuck u ultra
Yfu: Zoompa, xRyukx, ahmad, YungBuck
Yfu has never missed playoffs AFAIK. This might be the first time. I mean maybe that’s overdramatic but like.. well maybe Buck got a few admin tricks up his sleeve idk
Gronaldo: BlimpK, ???, Mik5, Cranberry Sprite
Depending on how good/what role BlimpK plays, I could see them sneaking into playoffs. I know he had a rough time trying to mid last season, but if he can play 3 at a decent level then you never know. I know from personal experience Gronaldo is fantastic at shot-calling so just gotta hope for the best.
